wife

wife
1. (wife) (1971↑, 253↓)
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life. 2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

My wife's an angel\! You're lucky. Mine's still alive.

2. (Wife) (684↑, 290↓)
The beautiful, inteligent, classy and fulfilling companion of a man that is wise enough to notice such qualities. Usually despised and hated on by the [baby momma].

I found the woman that completes me, now I call her my wife.

3. (wife) (908↑, 561↓)
A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.

Winnie was Adolph's wife.

Author: Killing Kittens http://wife.urbanup.com/1103274
4. (wife) (343↑, 96↓)
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend

"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."

Author: GarytheSnailLovestoMeow http://wife.urbanup.com/4019556
5. (wife) (793↑, 621↓)
w.i.f.e. wash, iron, fuck, ect.

Wanted: woman to be wife

6. (wife) (350↑, 180↓)
A woman that a man is married to.

Don't pork her; She's my wife\!

7. (wife) (293↑, 211↓)
The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.

I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.

8. (wife) (201↑, 149↓)
The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

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9. (wife) (55↑, 25↓)
The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever. (Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)

I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.

10. (wife) (65↑, 43↓)
baby, source of happiness

baby, you make me happy. you're my wife.

11. (wife) (41↑, 21↓)
Another word for Satan

From the second my wife walks through the door she looks pissed off and instantly starts bitching at me for everything I do, she must be Satan. My wife bitches about things she was fine with before we were married but now a few months into it all the sudden I am wrong and a shitbag. That bitch is Satan

Author: I hate that cunt http://wife.urbanup.com/5619932
12. (Wife) (32↑, 16↓)
term used in reference to the woman in which a man is the most emotionally involved with & who he feels the most obligation toward. she typically has characteristics which would make her a desirable long-term partner.

Porscha is super badd but I'm out with wife tonight.

13. (wife) (20↑, 10↓)
A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.

"Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife.

14. (Wife) (6↑, 0↓)
A contraction of two words; With, and Life, making the workd Wife. A person with a wife is a person with life.

He is so lucky to be a man with a wife. She is so lucky to be a woman with a Wife.

Author: SuzTheAdviceLady http://wife.urbanup.com/6146742
15. (wife) (8↑, 3↓)
Taker of money and souls...

Steve: Nick just got a wife\! Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo\!\!\! We lost another one\! Steve: Yeah...

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16. (Wife) (2↑, 2↓)
v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.

"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"

Author: BartelbyJones http://wife.urbanup.com/6034084
17. (wife) (68↑, 68↓)
The reason why: -You walk around with a collar and leash. See [slave] -Half your shit is gone after the divorce. See [owned] -Why you stop having sex after the honeymoon. -Why you get judged for glancing the wrong direction which happens to have a different girl in it than it.

"Stop staring at that other girl\! I'm your wife." "You don't need to get the prenupt. I'll be your wife forever" (O RLY?\!?\!) "My wife said she just wasn't in that mood...again..." "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STARE AT THAT GIRL AGAIN?\!?\! IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?\!?\! AM I FAT?\!?\! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?\!?\! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?\!?\! DO YOU HATE ME?\!?\! MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A DIVORCE\!\!\!\!" (I told you)

Author: Sgt. Sexual Harassment Panda http://wife.urbanup.com/2699236
18. (WIFE) (20↑, 24↓)
W.I.F.E- Washing Ironing Fucking Ect.

dam your wife does it all

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19. (Wife) (59↑, 67↓)
A man's personal sandwich artist.

Wife: I'm going to the kitchen. Me: Cool, bring me a sandwich, bitch.

Author: Thatotherguyfromthestore http://wife.urbanup.com/4682252
20. (wife) (83↑, 95↓)
The woman a man is betrothed to. In some cases, notably among the poorly-educated in the American Deep South and the royalty in Europe, she very well be the sister or cousin of the man as well.

Redneck: I just married my cousin\! Prince John: What a coincidence, I just married my sister. Normal people: Freaks.

21. (Wife) (71↑, 86↓)
Someone who must absolutely never find out about your girlfriend

John: I'm with you because I love you, I'm married to my wife because she has money.

22. (wife) (56↑, 83↓)
something that Australia men obtain when they become too lazy to masturbate, and then regret it for the rest of their lives.

Bruce: I'm getting tired of stropping the knob five times a day, it's time I got a wife to do it for me.

Author: Sheepshagger http://wife.urbanup.com/1870597
23. (wife) (14↑, 42↓)
A gay that is made to play the female part in a sexual relationship with another gay. That is the wife always is the one who gets the pecker stuck in his ass.

Jack just made John his wife.

Author: Deep blue 2012 http://wife.urbanup.com/4216800
24. (Wife) (31↑, 60↓)
The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.

I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."

Author: Anthony Wheeler http://wife.urbanup.com/2607685
25. (wife) (56↑, 86↓)
[verb]: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed\! 2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut. or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom... 3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

26. (Wife) (65↑, 97↓)
Formally known as Satan, will remove genitals if wed

my wife removed my genitals because she is the devil

27. (Wife) (44↑, 78↓)
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Ect.

Describing the wife's role W.I.F.E

Author: Princess Kitten Rei http://wife.urbanup.com/2720637
28. (wife) (114↑, 148↓)
W.I.F.E Washing Ironing Feeding Entertainment

As a wife you follow these guidelines learn it, live it

Author: The Real Izzy http://wife.urbanup.com/2404239
29. (wife) (75↑, 115↓)
A great idea invented by [women] to suck the life out of the men they proclaim love for only to, within weeks of [marriage], turn into a poisonous paranoid haridan intent on destroying everything about him she was supposed to love, the bastards\!

I have a wife, that's me fucked then\!

30. (wife) (36↑, 78↓)
is another word for girlfriend

I'm gonna go chill with the "wife"

31. (wife) (39↑, 82↓)
an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

My place is a mess, I need a wife.

32. (wife) (35↑, 78↓)
what you call your friends girlfriend to make fun of him for not hanging out.

me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow? friend: I cant, my car is broke down. me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.

33. (wife) (22↑, 69↓)
(verb) To make wifey or one's girlfriend

"I'm a wife that." "Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."

Author: Queens Finest aka Your Highness (pay homage) http://wife.urbanup.com/1869805
34. (Wife) (27↑, 78↓)
An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill

35. (wife) (6↑, 59↓)
The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."

Author: Anthony Wheeler http://wife.urbanup.com/2607676
36. (wife) (38↑, 95↓)
The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.

My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.

37. (WIFE) (53↑, 112↓)
Washing Ironing Feeding Entertainment

My wife is a tool that i use on a day t day basis. she washes, cleans, cooks and is good in the bedroom. ;-)

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • Wife — Wife, n.; pl. {Wives}. [OE. wif, AS. wif; akin to OFries. & OS. wif, D. wijf, G. weib, OHG. w[=i]b, Icel. v[=i]f, Dan. viv; and perhaps to Skr. vip excited, agitated, inspired, vip to tremble, L. vibrare to vibrate, E. vibrate. Cf. Tacitus, [… …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • wife — W1S1 [waıf] n plural wives [waıvz] [: Old English; Origin: wif woman, wife ] the woman that a man is married to →↑husband, spouse ↑spouse ▪ Have you met my wife? ▪ a refuge for battered wives ▪ …   Dictionary of contemporary English

  • wife|ly — «WYF lee», adjective, li|er, li|est. of a wife; like a wife; suitable for a wife. –wife´li|ness, noun …   Useful english dictionary

  • WIFE — can refer to:* WIFE (AM), a radio station at 1580 AM licensed to Connersville, Indiana * WIFE FM, a radio station at 94.3 FM licensed to Rushville, Indiana * WMOJ FM, an FM radio station formerly known as WIFE FM from 1994 2006 …   Wikipedia

  • wife — [ waıf ] (plural wives [ waıvz ] ) noun count *** the woman that a man is married to: I d better phone my wife and tell her I ll be late. wife of: a reception for the wives of the ambassadors …   Usage of the words and phrases in modern English

  • wife — (n.) O.E. wif woman, from P.Gmc. *wiban (Cf. O.S., O.Fris. wif, O.N. vif, Dan., Swed. viv, M.Du., Du. wijf, O.H.G. wib, Ger. Weib), of uncertain origin. Du. wijf now means, in slang, girl, babe, having softened somewhat from earlier sense of… …   Etymology dictionary

  • wife — [wīf] n. pl. wives [wīvz] [ME < OE wif, woman, akin to Swed viv, Ger weib < ? IE base * weip , to twist, turn, wrap, in sense “the hidden or veiled person”] 1. a woman: still so used in such compounds as midwife, housewife, etc. 2. a… …   English World dictionary

  • wife — index consort, spouse Burton s Legal Thesaurus. William C. Burton. 2006 …   Law dictionary

  • wife — has the plural form wives …   Modern English usage

  • wife — [n] married woman bride, companion, consort, helpmate, mate, monogamist, other half*, partner, roommate, spouse; concepts 414,415 Ant. husband …   New thesaurus

  • wife — ► NOUN (pl. wives) 1) a married woman considered in relation to her husband. 2) archaic or dialect a woman, especially an old or uneducated one. DERIVATIVES wifely adjective. ORIGIN Old English, «woman» …   English terms dictionary

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